Let's Have a Ball at the Testicle Festival!

John Stanley • May 4, 2026

Hairiest Man Contest, Best Beard, Best Mullet, Weiner in a Bottle, and Undie 500 OH MY!

What started as an idea in a staff meeting has grown into a beloved Festival at the farm! Meet Ryan and Jessica Welch, owners of Appleberry Orchard.


Where Did the Idea Originate for Testicles Festival?

"We were having a team meeting going over the previous year's information and planning events. We're always on the lookout for something different or new to our area. There used to be "Game Feeds" in our area, where organizations would serve different game foods as a fundraiser. These would include deer, raccoon, squirrel, etc. Somebody mentioned the game feed and then Ryan said what about testicles? I have to admit, I was VERY skeptical at first because we are a family fall farm. Although we do have some adult
events outside of our season, to which Ryan said, "it's no different, just a different food." So, we began looking for the meat and researching other festivals to get ideas and a plan of what we were going to do."
- Jessica Welch.


What is The Testicles Festival?

It's an annual 21+ evening festival where people can enjoy Turkey & Beef testicles, hot dogs, brats & french fries. Cash bar for pop, water & adult beverages.


What Entertainment is Included?

Games & entertainment includes the Hairiest Man Contest, Best Beard, Best Mullet, Weiner in a Bottle, and Undie 500, plus live music. The Undie 500 is a race on the Trike Track, contestants strip down to their undies or shorts and the race is on to see who will win!

The Weiner in a Bottle is a game where a hot dog is tied to a string, while the string is tied around your waist. The winner must move their body to get the Weiner in the Bottle. All winners of each contest are given an award along with drink tickets to use during the event.


What is Your Favorite Part?

"My favorite part about the festival is seeing the people’s reaction to eating testicles and how much they like it. How surprised they are! Once people can get over what they are eating in their minds, they love the flavor. Had they not known what they were eating, they would have easily enjoyed a big plate full before doubting if they would enjoy their dinner."

- Ryan Welch


Get the Ball Rolling!

So now here is the question? What is the craziest and most unique event you have attended or hosted at your farm? It's time to get creative!

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